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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU BOUGHT A BAD COMPUTER
10. LOWER CORNER OF SCREEN HAS THE WORDS "ETCH-A-SKETCH" ON IT
9. ITS CELEBRITY SPOKESMAN IS THAT "HEY VERN!" GUY
8. IN ORDER TO START IT YOU NEED SOME JUMPER CABLES AND A FRIEND'S CAR
7. YOU KNOW THEM FLOPPY DISKS? WELL THIS BABY'S GOT A FLOPPY
KEYBOARD!
6. YOU TYPE IN: "NEED COMEDY BIT FOR TALK SHOW"; IT PRINTS OUT: "STUNT DOUBLES"
5. WHENEVER YOU TURN IT ON, ALL THE DOGS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD START HOWLING
4. SCREEN FREQUENTLY FREEZES AND MESSAGE COMES UP "AIN'T IT BREAK- TIME, CHESTER?"
3. THE MANUAL CONTAINS ONE SENTENCE: "GOOD LUCK!"
2. THE ONLY CHIP INSIDE IS A DORITO
1. IT CYBER-SUCKS!
Playout - "Bad"
Letterman, Thursday, January 5, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1995